Huh, I never even saw the original version.
This Simpsons called it years ago.
Fortunate animula dulcis perfututor
scribit qui novit
"Fortunatus, charming little soul, a thorough fucker. Written by one who knows."
A Wall Inscription from Pompeii(via ancientpeoples)
Even AT-ATs need sustenance!
Futuitur cunnus pilossus multo melius quam glaber
eadem continet vaporem et eadem verrit mentulam
"A hairy cunt is much better to be fucked than a smooth one; it both retains warmth and brushes against the penis."
A Wall Inscription from Pompeii
Chewie finally gets a medal!
Sir David Attenborough commentates curling. I cannot believe this.