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liartownusa:

Ghost Provokers

liartownusa:

Ghost Provokers

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

4gifs:

Otter what are you doing the table is for people. [video]

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

zenpencils:

ROBERT F. KENNEDY: A ripple of hope

Aug 5

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Aug 3

rifftrax:

impalergeneral:

Rifftrax’s big event, namely riffing on the 1998 version of Godzilla,  is coming up on the 14th at selected theaters. Mike, Kevin and Bill wanted to riff on this when they were on MST3K, but were threatened by a lawsuit. A recreation was done instead (shown above).

This time, I also came up with a longer version of “Godzilla” by Blue Oyster Cult. It’s a rant/synopsis of the ‘98 version. 

With a purposeful grimace and forgetting the past
Roland Emmerich remade Godzilla his own way

He had French bombs create the big guy
Then have him toss a fishing boat into the sky

Ferris Bueller showed up getting worms from the ground
Til the army got him Panama-bound

They put him in the middle of the monster’s foot print
And naturally Ferris doesn’t get the hint

Then he added a dash of “Sleepless in Seattle”
And the Godzilla fans saw they’d lost the battle

Oh no, Matthew Broderick’s got to go
Go go Gosh-zilla
Oh no, this film really blows
Go go Gosh-zilla

A silly old man goes fishing one day
And catches a 200 ton lizard coming his way

It wades through the buildings in the center of town
And wonders why the Tokyo Tower’s not around

The Army tries to tempt him with a ton of fish
But it roasts some soldiers who interrupt his dish

Some French “insurance” guys show up to hide
Their nation’s role in making that big guy

Oh, no, how could you, Jean Reno?
Go, Go, Gosh-Zilla
Oh, no, this movie really blows,
Go, Go, Gosh-Zilla

The lizard lays 200 eggs on the boards
Of Madison Square Garden. It’s one big maternity ward

If they all hatch, all Gotham will become
Jurassic Park on Broadway, without Jeff Goldblum

They blow up the Garden, then hear the angry cry
Of a big lizard dad who saw his family die

He tries to eat Bueller in a taxi cab
But he escapes with an electrical jab

Movie fans don’t what they see
They Scream “My God” to what Godzilla turned out to be

At least this year, they got the beast right
Especially when Watanabe said “Let ‘em fight”

Oh no, they say it’s got to go
Go go Gosh-Zilla, yeah
Oh no, this film really blows
Go go Gosh-zilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How lousy remakes are the folly of men
Gosh-zilla

History shows again and again
How lousy remakes are the folly of men
Gosh-zilla

http://www.rifftrax.com/godzilla

Aug 2
There’s a fly in my room. Only one perfectly sane and reasonable way to get rid of it.

There’s a fly in my room. Only one perfectly sane and reasonable way to get rid of it.

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, Not This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, Not This Asshole Again

purple-lightsaber:

"I am your father" in 20 different languages.